Sunday, August 20, 2006

What Circle Of Hell Does This Commit Me To Again?

Sweet Jesus what a horrible weekend! A weekend of obscene procrastination. Lethargy so debilitating, I couldn't even achieve my secondary aim today of making it as far as the supermarket on Byres road. I had intended to make a visit to a former workplace to see someone for the last time before they left, then maybe attend the open mic evening at Osmosis and get some much needed public practice in. By the time I was ready to go out it was 8pm. Fuck!

Obviously it's not just me that suffers from this, but I think I have it down to a fine art. There are just too many distractions for me to be bothered actually doing anything productive with my spare time. To this end, I should probably sell my Playstation, throw out my porn, remove all the links in my blog sidebar and stop drinking.....................

Ah yes, the spartan life..................

A life in which i'd probably end up going on a mass killing spree on a Wednesday lunchtime (probably whilst queuing in Boots, possibly with a handful of sawn off Spicy Cajun Chicken Salad Wraps or something equally dangerous.)

Fat chance! If anyone has some self discipline tips they wish to pass on, please feel free to leave them in my comments box where they will be ignored completely.

Cheers!

This blog entry was soundtracked by..................Pet Sounds (stereo version) by The Beach Boys.

4 comments:

Clairwil said...

You've upset lovely Katy Newton with your logic puzzle. Please aplogise.

http://www.pickledpolitics.com/archives/724

GreatSheElephant said...

I need these tips too.

iLL Man said...

Apologise? For what?

For Katy and any others being driven to distraction by my little Japanese domestic violence puzzle I shall post up a solution at some point..............

GSE, I think we'll have a long wait on this one. I'm not usually too bad, but the past few weeks ahve been dismal.

Rob7534 said...

Throw out your porn?

Surly things have not come to this, that's a bit extreme!

=)