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Mugabe Tipped To Land Hearts Job; Street parties In Gorgie Murray Fist Pumping Craze Grips Over 75's Tennis Tourney In Kelvingrove; 13 Dead. Ecclestone Declares Braehead Shopping Centre Carpark As Venue For 2015 British F1 Grand Prix. Ronaldo Signs For 'Real Madrid Boys Club', Gateshead; Fergie Denies All Knowledge Tour de France Organisers Unable To Guarantee 'Juicy Drug Scandals' Shock! Olympics: Team GB Mobile Brothel Detained At Chinese Border. Zimbabwe 20/20 Cricket Ban Last Straw For 'Mad Bob'; Free Elections Declared. Calzaghe Admits Inventing 'BOBFOC' Boxing Belt For A Laugh. Speedway Finally Declared A 'Circus Sport'. You Know, A Bit Like Trapeze and Wall Of Death......but far more dangerous Gymnastics Officially Denied Sporting Status; Dirty Old Men Take To The Street In Protest.