My Record Player Works! Just!.........And Other Assorted Prayers

It's rolling along just now..........Give it five minutes and it'll fuck up, but it's nice to hear the old songs anyway.

Listening to 'Beach Boys Love You' just now. It's Brian Wilson's post therapy work out that probably never would have been released if the band weren't such a bunch of desperate shills. Then again, if it hadn't been released, the world would have been a sadder place, so fuck it!

I'm 32 sometime today. No fanfare, no big deal..........Just the basic recognition that I've survived another year. Hurray for me!

I am so going to get a Dansette and have done with it. I went into Maplins the other day and asked for a cartridge for a record player and the guy looked at me like I had just landed from another planet. He then pointed to a catalogue with some styluses, at which point I bade him good-day and decided it was best not to leave anything in the hands of such people . I wouldn't leave them in charge of a packet of crisps, let alone a chain of technical retail shops.

Ok, I'm too drunk to blog now.

Big shout to all my friends. You all know who you are. Even I don't........... Thankyou.

The iLL Man

I Was Going To Make A Proper Blog Post Tonight...........

.....................But I couldn't be arsed.

You'll just have to look at these instead. The month of May in photographs

Third Lanark Amateur XI take on Queens Park U19 team at Cathkin Park. Thirds win 4-3
Snails on a walldown the street. Much nicer and more colourful than the ones that populate out front wall. Or did until my old man put pellets down, the bastard!!!
Glasgow Tigers Captain Shane Parker heading for another heat win.......
Squirrel Crossing.
Airborne at Kelvingrove Skatepark.

You could also check out this new blog. It's the work of an old aquaintance and it's already looking a bit good.

Go on then!!!!!