And lo, The beast lay slain at the foot of the garden, at least until the morn, and the iLL Man laid down his trusty administrative sword and put his feet up and had a beer or four..............
Fucking spamming cankersores. I wish them nothing but gut churning agony, the likes of which no amount of morphine can ever tame. This is the price I pay for not having the tiresome, not to mention frustrating word verification feature on my site. It's for you dear reader that I have dispensed with such security measures, for your ease of access and expression. My punishment for such an open and liberal approach to blogging is that I am open to the receipt of such advertising gems as.............
"Great Blog, I Love it! Keep it up!!!!!...........Hitlers Brain In Formaldehyde Only $100!! Crap That Wouldn't Shift At A Car-Boot Sale!, Cheap Child Labour Here!!!, Sundry Electrical Goods!! If It's Broken You're Fucked HaHa!!!, Fake Porno Sites To At Least make You Look!! Go On Make My Day You Rubes!!!............."
I truly despair. Tell you what chaps, you keep posting yer crap, I'll keep deleting it and maybe one day I'll meet you in hell and we can all have a nice chat over a latte and some biscotti* about the whole thing. Wouldn't that be sooper?
*For Hell is surely a branch of Costa Coffee is it not?
Tomorrow - Special guest and 'Feegie Cooncillor' Terry Kelly dons his consumer advice hat and test drives the latest alcoholic refreshments on the market in the first of what I hope will be many weekly bevvy reviews that ought to put beer buff Michael Jackson to shame.
It's not like he'll be up to much in a months time anyway.............
Fucking spamming cankersores. I wish them nothing but gut churning agony, the likes of which no amount of morphine can ever tame. This is the price I pay for not having the tiresome, not to mention frustrating word verification feature on my site. It's for you dear reader that I have dispensed with such security measures, for your ease of access and expression. My punishment for such an open and liberal approach to blogging is that I am open to the receipt of such advertising gems as.............
"Great Blog, I Love it! Keep it up!!!!!...........Hitlers Brain In Formaldehyde Only $100!! Crap That Wouldn't Shift At A Car-Boot Sale!, Cheap Child Labour Here!!!, Sundry Electrical Goods!! If It's Broken You're Fucked HaHa!!!, Fake Porno Sites To At Least make You Look!! Go On Make My Day You Rubes!!!............."
I truly despair. Tell you what chaps, you keep posting yer crap, I'll keep deleting it and maybe one day I'll meet you in hell and we can all have a nice chat over a latte and some biscotti* about the whole thing. Wouldn't that be sooper?
*For Hell is surely a branch of Costa Coffee is it not?
Tomorrow - Special guest and 'Feegie Cooncillor' Terry Kelly dons his consumer advice hat and test drives the latest alcoholic refreshments on the market in the first of what I hope will be many weekly bevvy reviews that ought to put beer buff Michael Jackson to shame.
It's not like he'll be up to much in a months time anyway.............
