Sunday, September 26, 2010

Five Years Feels Like A Lifetime

It is now, more than any other time in my life, that I feel like an old fart on the internet. Yes, Facebook went down for a couple of hours on Thursday and it's a fucking news story.........
Oh how I chuckled as the memories came flooding back. Trying to get logged into Blogger. Trying to post up pictures on Blogger. Trying to post anything on Blogger!!
There will come a time when every single fucking lifeform on the face of this God-forsaken ball of dirt will have a Facebook account, so I think it's only right that the current users get broken in with regard to regular 'outages'. They need to get used to the misery of not being able to log in and make inane comments about things other people have said, or inform the world at large that they "Can't wait for the weekend". They need to find the mental courage to be able to go a whole afternoon without displaying baby scans or spouting poorly thought out political opinions.
They need to understand that Farmville may well be unavailable for weeks on end on some occassions, and that all meaning will evacuate their lives in this interim period.
Those who can live with such a burden will grow strong and forge normal lives, doing something less boring instead.
The rest will open fucking Blogger accounts and make my ruddy life a misery again.
The cunts.


Some Chilean Woman said...

On Facebook I make it a point to 'hide' those who play Farmville or Mafia Wars. I have no interest in those updates.
That's why I like blogger, I can choose what I want to read.
Great post, very true, so funny.

iLL Man said...

You're very correct. With Blogger, one can be selective, though the fucknuts are out there and cross one's path from time to time. The worst thing about Facebook is finding out some people you regard as friends are actually utter twats. Sad but true......