...............I am the inheritor of Dubya's kingdom of doom, and all I can say is..........
I'm FUCKED!!
Aha!, no, just kidding.....
Anyway, when I heard that The iLL Man had the great Mike Love of the Beach Boys guest blogging for him, I took the liberty of asking to grace his blog on the day I got elected, if I indeed that was what transpired. He wasn't sure at first, claiming he had Jeremy Clarkson, Joe Pasquali and the bass player from Level 42 lined up as possibilities for that particular week. Being at the back of that particular queue of celebs, I felt for sure I'd miss out, but he eventually relented and told me that I "had better fucking win" or he'd set Cliff Richard on me. A terrifying prospect. I'm already sick to my stomach at the thought that Fleetwood Mac might re-form again to play at my inauguration.
So here I am, and it feels great to be elected. One thing I need to say to everyone. Can you all come down from the rafters soon? Please? It's fucking scary. Every man, woman, child and family pet, the world over, seems to be treating me like the 2nd coming.
Maybe this is why I'm FUCKED!
How many of you will hate my guts in four years time?
Ah, I don't care. I'm the first US President to post on the iLL Man's blog. Beat that Bush!
This weeks celebrity endorsement comes via the 44th President of The United States of America, Barack Obama.
