Saturday, January 24, 2009

The Passing Thoughts Of A Passing Idiot

Like any semi-sane homo sapien, the moronic nature of our world is something I try to shelter from as much as possible. There are times though, when I feel like a bum caught in a thunderstorm with nothing more than a cardboard box and skinful of Special Brew to protect me from the elements. Cases in point...............
First up, Jordan gives it to us with both barrels. Apparently she reckons the death penalty is brilliant. Fair enough I say, her and countless millions think the same thing, so who am I to tell them not to ?
No, what vexes me is her notion that all rapists should be, er, raped.....?
I'm intrigued as to how exactly such a punishment would be meted out. I mean, is she proposing that a task force be employed to rape the rapists? Surely if you have people raping rapists, then that makes these people rapists too, so you would have to employ another group to rape the rapists you employed to rape the rapists. In turn, they too would become rapists and so on, until you have the rather absurd, not to mention unpleasant situation, whereby everyone on the planet becomes a rapist. I'm on two minds to be honest. Jordan is either one of the stupidest human beings on the face of the planet, or she's one kinky old tart.
One to ponder mes enfants, one to ponder..................
Another mystery of the universe is how Ulrika won Celeb Big Brother. I haven't watched much of this particular BB, but every time I did see her, she seemed to be doing a fair impression of someone having a plate of shite wafted under her nose. A fine performance, I have to admit.....
Anyway, I leave you with the news that drinking apple juice every day can prevent Alzheimer's disease. What journal of medicine has broken this news? Why, none other than the Daily Express! How long before they run a front page declaring that drinking your own piss will guarantee eternal life?
Anyway, I would imagine that for most Daily Express readers, the new found medicinal properties of apple juice have come just a little too late, no?
One can but hope...........

3 comments:

nmj said...

I am of course ashamed I watch, but Terry should have won CBB.

Cocktails said...

So, apart from being open to the world of musicals, I now discover that you read OK magazine and the Daily Express!

And as for Jordan, good grief... and she thinks she's a rolemodel for women!

iLL Man said...

nmj - Yes, he seemed like a fairly nice chap.

Cocktails - I don't read them, I just glean my info from their front pages. Isn't that how everyone operates these days?

As for Jordan, I don't mind her too much. She's pretty much a harmless buffoon.