Friday, May 22, 2009

A Considered Response

What did you do with your BNP leaflet? Maybe you made it into a paper aeroplane to entertain the kids. Emergency toilet paper perhaps? Saves using the carboard tube. Perhaps you turned it into a birthday card for someone you really fucking despise.
I used mine to light the oven......................
Braw!
p.s. Please note that instructions on what to do when a Labour or Conservative leaflet falls through your door will follow in due course.

9 comments:

Some Chilean Woman said...

I had to ask my guy what that pamphlet was all about...funny!

Kim Ayres said...

Oh no, not toilet paper - it's too shiney.

"Absorb, not smear" has to be the motto of any bog roll.

I still have nightmares about visiting my grandparents when I was a kid. We used to use their loo roll for tracing paper. True.

iLL Man said...

SCW - Yeah, they're an odd lot. Insular, xenophobic and adherents of National Socialism. To some they're as far right as it's possible to get, to others they're merely totalitarian lefties. To me they're just insufferable cunts.

Kim - I agree entirely, but it would only be in an emergency situation. They want to do one up with Nick Griffin's ugly mush on it. The country would wipe as one with that particular specimen.............

last year's girl said...

I haven't had one yet! Feel like I'm missing all the fun...

petal47 said...

I wrote on mine and returned it to sender....

Clairwil said...

I'm sending mine back with a recipe for paneer tikka attached. I think if they ate a more varied diet they'd be happier folk and less apt to getting worked up about race.

Ewen Nicolson said...

LYG - You should feel blessed.

Petal47 - eminently sensible.

Clairwil - A fine act of charity! Fancy passing the recipe onto me as well?

nmj said...

I actually felt a bit angry with the postman - a lovely guy - for delivering me this vile leaflet, but I guess he has to. Mine went straight in bin.

iLL Man said...

The depressing thing for me is that this was the only leaflet delivered to my home by any political party. Not that I want their gaudy self agrandising junk mail, but it's a very interesting indication of how they regard constituents. I live about ten minutes walk from the leafy streets and quaint front gardens of North Kelvinside, yet it might as well be another fucking planet for all the likes of Green, SNP, Labour, Lib Dem and Tory are concerned. My folks are on holiday just now and you cannot fucking open the door for the avalanche of crass bullshittery from all parties with access to printing facilities.

My area is a touch rough & ready, but nowhere near as bad as it was or could be, yet they simply don't bother to target any area they think won't vote, either for them, or at all. In the case of labour, they're so complacent and arrogant that they assume the few locals that are going to vote, will vote for them anyway, such is their reliance on West of Scotland Pavlovian response voting.

The truth? They hate your guts, and wish we'd all fuck off and die so they can get on with the important business of controlling our lives.

Nurse!