Curious Bedfellows

I have two sources of junk e-mail to contend with this weather. One is a weekly bulletin from a mob of rabid yank right wingers, doubtless girding their loins for what they see as a dangerous new dawn of socialist radicalism, led by that nice Mr Obama chap. So far, so tedious. I'm also getting dyslexic porn spam, which isn't nearly as exciting at it sounds. As it stands, I don't know if I'm being tempted with internet filth or addressed by a pervy tourrettes sufferer with a broken keyboard. Slightly more amusing, but not by much. This leads me to ponder something that really ought not to be pondered. Hardcore right wing porn anyone? Now, there's a market they've yet to exploit................ Afghan Whigs - Turn On The Water

A Picture Of My Cock

To the person looking for 'Female Tortre Devices' (sic), might I suggest you seek some help?

The amount of badly spelt search engine requests for porn that are landing in my tracker has to be seen to be believed. Is it the same person? If so, what makes them think that after their first visit to my blog, there will subsequently be anything in the way of suitable wanking material? Isn't this what Pornotube was invented for..................


What is it with 'hyper' people? You know, folk that are always jolly and want to know why you aren't jumping through yr own arsehole with joy every time you see them? Picture the scene. You've just come into the office at lunchtime, when some planet sized moron you barely know stops you in yr tracks and asks why you didn't say hello to her and her cohorts in the street.

It may be that I'm incredibly rude in that I don't Merrily greet everyone that works in my office as I walk to the shops at lunch time. If I'd fucking known people were that sensitive I'd have tried harder...................Funny really, it looked like she'd latched herself onto a couple of girls sitting near her and was in the process of subjecting them to her 'vivacious personality' as they ate their lunch and checked their bebo.

If she wants the money for her sponsored waddle she's gonna have to try a lot fucking harder than that...................

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