Friday, November 30, 2007

LEAVE ME ALONE!!!



Fuck Me!! What does it take to get through to some people? About a week ago, I cancelled my very brief tenure with Virgin Media as providers of my Broadband and cable TV. I finally thought I'd managed to get the message through to them. Alas................


I hadn't even got as far as installation to be honest. I saw the shambles that passes for one of Britains biggest companies at close quarters and didn't like what I saw. Three times I've cancelled it now. Three Fucking Times! Yet, they still send me packages detailing new installation dates, dates I simply shall not be in the house to keep. Do they fucking think when I call them up to cancel my account, I'm somehow playing a wee game with them? Do they think I'm calling up to cancel the installation date? Are the people who work for Virgin mental retards? I feel we ought to be told. Dickie Branson can go and fellate himself quite frankly. Maybe he could do his shit-witted, feeble minded call centre staff while he's at it, the grimacing minge faced prick.



You'll be glad to know that I tried to set something up with the Post Office, but they seem to have proved themselves to be nearly as incompetent. At this rate I shall have Internet access when Hell freezes over, or when Partick Thistle win the Champions League, whichever comes first...................


Talking of arseholes, it was only a matter of time before this bunch of walking abortions took to the streets. You know what? You could do quite good business if you were to set up an Islamic Fundamentalist Rent-A-Mob Agency. In fact, pick any group of people who think the world revolves around their chosen ideology and you could be onto a winner..................
News Just In
Cheers Szelsofa!

6 comments:

Fidothedog said...

Yes the beloved Virgin Media, you might want to contact a certain richard.bourne@virginmedia.co.uk at virgin customer care.

Then again despite three attempts they still have not replied to my last request.

iLL Man said...

Cheers Fido, I'll give it a shot at some point. I'm off to have me tea and get a bit smashed.

Fidothedog said...

I don't blame you Virgin are enough to drive a muslim cleric to drink.

I have just done another post about my missing bills for Oct/Nov, all I want is a copy off of them!

Cocktails said...

Am currently looking to change broadband providers. Guess that Virgin aren't a good option then...?

Don't go near Orange either.

iLL Man said...

Fido - Sent a further cancellation slip along with a rather snippy letter. To be honest, it makes no odds to me now, they can turn up and try to install it if they want, I won't be fucking in.

Cocktails - If they get your details right then all should be fine, though Fidoseems to have been having problems further down the line. Basically, if you need to get in touch with them for any reason, simply abandon all hope. It really is just luck when it comes to your provider. Mt folks are with BT, so it looks like that's who I will be going with.

Fidothedog said...

Bt not to bad, they will get back - the main problem they have is lack of engineers to do all the work!