Saturday, December 22, 2007

Welcome To My Grotto

In a moment of delusional madness, I have dubbed myself the Santa Claus of Blogland, dispensing joy and happiness to all.

Leave your requests below please.

Requests for Hard-Core Porn will be considered.
Requests for World Peace will be passed on to someone who deals with that sort of thing................

I must go now, I'm off to beat up some fucking elves.

3 comments:

lism. said...

I want to be the Santa Claus of Blogland! I don't have the beard, but then neither do you these days. But I was wandering 'round your way with a Santa hat on this afternoon...

I want a kitten. Jay was going to get me one, but somebody else had already bought it. It was lovely though.

iLL Man said...

Ho Ho!! A kitten you say...........I'll see what my elves can do for you. Now, heres a piece of cheap Taiwanese plastic made with sweat shop labour..........

iLL Man said...

I hope for a better uptake on this next year. I got a bread bin, some towels(very much appreciated actually) and a Family Guy DVD.