In a moment of delusional madness, I have dubbed myself the Santa Claus of Blogland, dispensing joy and happiness to all.Leave your requests below please.
Requests for Hard-Core Porn will be considered.
Requests for World Peace will be passed on to someone who deals with that sort of thing................
I must go now, I'm off to beat up some fucking elves.
3 comments:
I want to be the Santa Claus of Blogland! I don't have the beard, but then neither do you these days. But I was wandering 'round your way with a Santa hat on this afternoon...
I want a kitten. Jay was going to get me one, but somebody else had already bought it. It was lovely though.
Ho Ho!! A kitten you say...........I'll see what my elves can do for you. Now, heres a piece of cheap Taiwanese plastic made with sweat shop labour..........
I hope for a better uptake on this next year. I got a bread bin, some towels(very much appreciated actually) and a Family Guy DVD.
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