.................If it is, can you please shift it? It's making the area look most untidy.
Yes, I know it cost you three grand and it's 'a classic of it's kind' but frankly, it's bringing the tone of the area down. It's brought my brand new Peugeot out in a rash, and Mrs Quimlicker has had to have her 4x4 BMW put into a lock-up to stop it's value depreciating any further. On top of that, the value of propert in the area has fallen constantly since you chose to purchase that heap of superanuated French crap. This is a street of standards young man! A street of smart, reasonably expensive, yet utterly homogenous motor vehicles. We'll have none of your 2CV's, Volkswagen Beetles or sinister Eastern European shit boxes here!!
I've got my eye on you sonny! I'm sure I saw you taking public transport one day last week.............
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They wouldn't appreciate my L reg Toyota! Mind you neither do I.
That's not your eye either is it?
Birdwatcher - No, they probably wouldn't. It's weird, my area seems to be a haven for oddball motorcars. A souped up Ford Capri, a VW Beetle that'sobviously a bit of a showpiece, a couple of sixties saloons and this beautifully streamlined Citroen.
Cocktails - Aye! 'tis my eye.
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