Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Lord Snooty's Giant Poisoned Electric Head

The Bonzo Dog Band - My Pink Half Of The Drainpipe Every time I have to go across to the other office to pick up filing, I'm reminded of the above song. Office life has a habit of turning even the nicest and most amusing people into brain buggering bores, but the group of halfwits I spent two hours in the company of today make the more annoying folk I normally work with seem quite witty, erudite and fascinating in comparison. Quite a feat really........... Where do these people come from? These blank eyed monsters with their tales of suburban terror. Their miserable holiday snaps, banal chatter about what they had for dinner last night, about what their boyfriends do for a living, about how they went to Miami on holiday and DID FUCK ALL!!!!!..................... Apart from go clubbing and shopping.......... Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg!!!!!!! Pass me the white hot needles, I feel a migraine coming on............ Why bother even leaving East Kilbride? September is 'Bonzo Dog Band Month' by the way..............

4 comments:

oyebilly said...

Greatest comedy record ever. I love the way it applies minor-key French accordion to a petty tale of neighbours disagreeing.

iLL Man said...

It's one of my favourites too. Alongside The Intro & The Outro, The Equestrian Statue, Urban Spaceman, Canyons Of Your Mind, Rhinocratic Oaths, Mr Apollo, Hunting Tigers...........

A genuinely wonderful band.

David Duff said...

I wonder what they say about you?

iLL Man said...

That's interesting, cos I don't..........