Saturday, October 14, 2006

"You've Been Chosen As An Extra In The Movie Adaptation Of The Sequel To Your Life"

Ok, as promised and nicked off Billy, a soundtrack of sorts to accompany the cheap TV movie they probably won't make about my existance. Opening Credits: Finlandia - Sibelius Suitably grandiose, don't you think? Waking Up: New Day Rising - Husker Du New Day Rising!!!!!!!! First Day at School: Bullet Proof (Wish I Was...) - Radiohead Lonliest kid in the playground (awww!) Sex Song: Next - Sensational Alex Harvey Band Just to be perverse Party Song: The Intro & The Outro - Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band Adolph Hitler On Vibes.........Nice! Falling in Love: Quick And To The Pointless - Queens Of The Stoneage Ok, falling in lust then......... Fight Song: Black Dog - Led Zeppelin It just sounds like a song that wants to kick yer head in........... Getting Stoned: 3 Angels - Codeine I don't get stoned very often, so we'll call this 'Getting Drunk'. Breaking Up: Don't Go Back To Rockville - REM Bittersweet rather than bitter. Why throw crockery at the wall when you can just shrug and get on with it...................? Prom: Misirlou - Martin Denny Pure Tiki Lounge tat Life's OK: 7 Nation Army Self explanatory Mental Breakdown: 30 Seconds Over Tokyo - Pere Ubu "I Don't Need A Cure, I Need A Final Solution........" Driving: Northwest Passage - Papa M No Jeremy Clarkson approved soft rawk travesties here! Flashback: Wired For Sound - Cliff Richard A truly terrifying thought. Getting Back Together: Cactus - The Pixies "Bloody Your hands On A Cactus Tree, Wipe Them On Your Dress And Send It To Me" Wedding: We Dance - Pavement ........."But No One Will Dance With Us" Birth of Child: Cells - Teenage Fanclub I don’t preach and I don’t pray but I can feel the slow decay. Final Battle: Revolution Blues - Neil Young "But I hate them worse than lepers and I'll kill them in their cars" Death Scene: Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues - McLusky Messy, Very Messy............... Funeral Song: Will The Night - Low The demo version. This makes me cry when I hear it leaving work on a friday, so just think what it'll do at a corpse launch............. Closing Credits: Blitzkrieg Bop/Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment/Rockaway Beach - Ramones ................But why be sad?

3 comments:

Clairwil said...

That has to be the worlds best meme so far.

Billy said...

"A shady lane, everybody needs one."

Sorry, just reacting to the title.

ill man said...

Clairwil, it's a meme worthy of everyones attention. I'm off to make a tape of it actually........

Billy, Pavement lyrics were made for blog post titles. I shall be lumping some a few more up in the near future.