"You've Been Chosen As An Extra In The Movie Adaptation Of The Sequel To Your Life"

Ok, as promised and nicked off Billy, a soundtrack of sorts to accompany the cheap TV movie they probably won't make about my existance. Opening Credits: Finlandia - Sibelius Suitably grandiose, don't you think? Waking Up: New Day Rising - Husker Du New Day Rising!!!!!!!! First Day at School: Bullet Proof (Wish I Was...) - Radiohead Lonliest kid in the playground (awww!) Sex Song: Next - Sensational Alex Harvey Band Just to be perverse Party Song: The Intro & The Outro - Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band Adolph Hitler On Vibes.........Nice! Falling in Love: Quick And To The Pointless - Queens Of The Stoneage Ok, falling in lust then......... Fight Song: Black Dog - Led Zeppelin It just sounds like a song that wants to kick yer head in........... Getting Stoned: 3 Angels - Codeine I don't get stoned very often, so we'll call this 'Getting Drunk'. Breaking Up: Don't Go Back To Rockville - REM Bittersweet rather than bitter. Why throw crockery at the wall when you can just shrug and get on with it...................? Prom: Misirlou - Martin Denny Pure Tiki Lounge tat Life's OK: 7 Nation Army Self explanatory Mental Breakdown: 30 Seconds Over Tokyo - Pere Ubu "I Don't Need A Cure, I Need A Final Solution........" Driving: Northwest Passage - Papa M No Jeremy Clarkson approved soft rawk travesties here! Flashback: Wired For Sound - Cliff Richard A truly terrifying thought. Getting Back Together: Cactus - The Pixies "Bloody Your hands On A Cactus Tree, Wipe Them On Your Dress And Send It To Me" Wedding: We Dance - Pavement ........."But No One Will Dance With Us" Birth of Child: Cells - Teenage Fanclub I don’t preach and I don’t pray but I can feel the slow decay. Final Battle: Revolution Blues - Neil Young "But I hate them worse than lepers and I'll kill them in their cars" Death Scene: Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues - McLusky Messy, Very Messy............... Funeral Song: Will The Night - Low The demo version. This makes me cry when I hear it leaving work on a friday, so just think what it'll do at a corpse launch............. Closing Credits: Blitzkrieg Bop/Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment/Rockaway Beach - Ramones ................But why be sad?