Monday, October 30, 2006

Can You Name My Wolf Please?

As you may have noticed, theres a ruddy great big dog prowling about in my sidebar. Meet my adopted 'cyber pet' My problem is that I don't have a name for it and I was just wondering if any of you had any ideas. In a fit of perversity I had called the poor animal "Foo Foo" but soon changed my mind. Last thing I need is a wolf with self esteem issues. I await your suggestions eagerly. Back to work today. Absolute murder to be honest, but if I don't go back now I never will.................Ok, not such a bad thing I suppose, but needs must when the devil drives and christmas/city breaks/trips to Firhill don't pay for themselves. Anyway, how can I be unhappy when i've got The Darling Buds, The Wedding Present and The Jasmine Minks jangling away in the background? Pop heaven................... ..................Or hell if you don't hold with such bedwetting feyness. Your loss luv. Anyway, it's just gone 10 pm and I really must have me tea Cheers!

11 comments:

Clairwil said...

Why don't you call him Stewart?

Billy said...

Virginia?

Anonymous said...

Growler, because that's another word for vagina. Double entendre, you see.

Sandra said...

He looks a bit like a Horace to me.

Anonymous said...

he looks like a stupid fuckin cunt to me, call him bumfucker. so then when your walking him in the park you can call "bumfucker, here bumfucker" and all the localsll come running out and then, eh? no bad idea. I wrote this fuckiin comment alreayd and it bloody disappeared, fuckin google nazis hippies. anyways, whaty abouyt Leslie, I've always liked that name it makes no judgements aboutyour gender.

You know if you click that more button you can actually feed Bumfucker some meat., he's such a cute little bumfucker int he

Pam said...

Call him Sandwich.

Anonymous said...

Call him Attila or Ghengis.

Clairwil said...

What about George or Darren?

ill man said...

Thanks folks.

I liked Clairwil's suggestions best. George it is............

Clairwil said...

Thank God!
I threw terrible tantrums when my brother was born because my idiot parents refused to call him George. I now feel at peace.

ill man said...

It was that or Derek..........;D