Friday, December 01, 2006

Fucking Rats Cocks!!!

I was going to bring you the fourth and final part of The Dentist, but just as I was adding the finishing touches, just as I was about to publish it, I seem to have hit some magic button on my keyboard that makes my PC shut down. ..............and no, I hadn't saved it. Quite frankly i'm distraught. It may be some time before I go back to it, though I have it all pretty much memorised. I so dearly want to go on a rampage, smash the shit out of something and scream like a banshee, but I don't think it would go down well with my folks or the neighbours...................If i'm arrested tomorrow for throttling any of the prattling nerds that sit next to me at work I hope you'll understand.

9 comments:

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The Dog of Freetown said...

At least it caused you to utter "fucking rat cocks", which I found quite entertaining.

iLL Man said...

Old Knudsen, what are we going to do about these bastards? The fucker even posted twice on my last post. Fucking shitehawk.

Keiran, glad I could be of service ;D

Pam, it is indeed. The burger and chips I ordered was foul as well. Back to the Three-In-One round the corner, service with a smile and quite good food too..........

alan said...

sorry to hear of your loss ewen. fucking rats cocks can make computers crash, as i know from painful experience.

Anonymous said...

If I were you, I would get rid of that horrible computer. You cannot trust it anymore.
I hope you feel better today.
Time helps.

iLL Man said...

Alan, I'll pretend I never heard that.........;D

May, you're right. That said, it's not the computer that's evil, it's the crappy old keyboard.

Larry Teabag said...

Fuck, I know that feeling. I advise mugging an old woman to relieve the stress.

iLL Man said...

I wouldn't dream of it Larry. I'll stick to ramming needles into my John Reid voodoo doll.

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