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black pudding supper and a pint of tequila please.
No problem sir. An umbrella in the black pudding supper?
pint of lager and blackcurrent schnapps chaser, please.
Guinness with a vodka to follow please. With Irn Bru as a mixer. I miss that shit.
Oh, and I'll have the two main courses as well, thanks...
large red wine, I reckon. :)
Double-lager and coke for me please.....no ice.
Coming right up Billy. Will bramble schnapps do? House speciality. Hush now, keep it quiet..............
Binty, food's off right now. The chef ritually disemboweled himself in the meat locker with his Sabatier knife kit after someone criticised his cheese and onion toasties. Very messy. You want a straw for the Guinness?
Jules, house red or one from our wine cellar? I recommend the Barollo. Full and fruity without excessive tannins.
Two pints of fizzy and a soft drink Matt. Sorry we don't do Coke. Will Panda Kola do?
We also sell 'Iron Brew'
Is that a round everyone?
That'll be fifty euros.
Cheers!
yes, a pink umbrella please, and could you put a splash of brown sauce in the tequila?
"Jules, house red or one from our wine cellar? I recommend the Barollo. Full and fruity without excessive tannins."
House'll do me, cheers. :D
Bramble schnapps. Yummers :)
Alan, my pleasure. Good to see the old habits die hard.
Jules, house red it is. You know we do a 'two for one' on that stuff?
Billy, it is indeed............
We have a bathtub full of the stuff to get shot of before the excise man tumbles to us..........
Last Orders Ladies and Gentlemen!!!!
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