Friday, September 01, 2006

Gone To The Pub

What are you lot having then?

11 comments:

alan said...

black pudding supper and a pint of tequila please.

ill man said...

No problem sir. An umbrella in the black pudding supper?

Billy said...

pint of lager and blackcurrent schnapps chaser, please.

Binty McShae said...

Guinness with a vodka to follow please. With Irn Bru as a mixer. I miss that shit.

Oh, and I'll have the two main courses as well, thanks...

Jules said...

large red wine, I reckon. :)

matt lobster said...

Double-lager and coke for me please.....no ice.

ill man said...

Coming right up Billy. Will bramble schnapps do? House speciality. Hush now, keep it quiet..............

Binty, food's off right now. The chef ritually disemboweled himself in the meat locker with his Sabatier knife kit after someone criticised his cheese and onion toasties. Very messy. You want a straw for the Guinness?

Jules, house red or one from our wine cellar? I recommend the Barollo. Full and fruity without excessive tannins.

Two pints of fizzy and a soft drink Matt. Sorry we don't do Coke. Will Panda Kola do?

We also sell 'Iron Brew'

Is that a round everyone?

That'll be fifty euros.

Cheers!

alan said...

yes, a pink umbrella please, and could you put a splash of brown sauce in the tequila?

Jules said...

"Jules, house red or one from our wine cellar? I recommend the Barollo. Full and fruity without excessive tannins."

House'll do me, cheers. :D

Billy said...

Bramble schnapps. Yummers :)

ill man said...

Alan, my pleasure. Good to see the old habits die hard.

Jules, house red it is. You know we do a 'two for one' on that stuff?

Billy, it is indeed............

We have a bathtub full of the stuff to get shot of before the excise man tumbles to us..........

Last Orders Ladies and Gentlemen!!!!