Friday, October 06, 2006

It's Late, So Late And My Carriage Leaves At Dawn......

It's been a bit of a week all told. My mother has probably aged about two years in the space of about four days what with being fucked about over her tests. Sad to report my old man won't be stringing the useless cunt doctor up by his nuts. Instead They'll be making a formal complaint. I still liked the first option best to be honest................. Oh, and Clairwil still seems to be attracting a steady flow of hysterical bints over at her blog. I hope she's got a prize ready for the 200th caller. And a pot of tea and a tray of sandwiches. I think some of them have been on that thread since wednesday. Anyway, i'm away for the weekend. I'm leaving you in charge.................

6 comments:

Clairwil said...

Have a good weekend. Glad to hear your parents are going for the formal complaint bit. It's tiresome but worth it.

I'll keep everything crossed for the Illmother and father and of course the Ill Man himself.

Break a nail, old horse.

iLL Man said...

Cheers Pal!

Clairwil said...

Right I'll start.
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iLL Man said...

Signed up to all three now. I know I should have done it ages ago.........

I reccommend you visit the Rockall Times link I have in the websites section of my links. It's kept me laughing when the only other option is to go about kicking inanimate but valuable objects.

The Dog of Freetown said...

Just read whatever Old Knudsen writes, that does the trick for me. And you don't have to be a Dylan fan to piss yourself (laughing optional) at these press conferences he once gave, the awkward bugger. Pick a decade, any decade.

iLL Man said...

Cheers Keiran, Old Knudsen is about next for my blogroll. He and fat Sparrow seem to be sweeping our neck of Blogland at the moment. No bad thing either......

I'll have a shufty at the Dylan stuff later, i'm off to bed now. Work in the morning and all that toss.