Sunday, October 09, 2005

I'm Falling Apart!!!!

A rare mid afternoon post today. Truth be told, it's best I do this, as I seem to be completely fucked by mid evening and lack the will to post even the most desultory thoughts, hence the lack of input in the last few days. I have discovered that there are not one but two people on the net posting under 'Notes Of A Dirty Young Man'. Draw Your Own Conclusions................ Other news is that my eyesight is perceptably getting worse. I now sit in the front rows at Firhill. Partly to get away from the mental cases at the back of the stand, but also because I can no longer identify players from such a distance. I had to leave a sandwich shop on friday simply because I couldnt read their menu board. I'm terrified at what my eye tests might reveal. My glasses can't get much thicker and still look good........ 'well sir, we feel you might be better served with our special range of white sticks.......................' Anyway, i'm off to try my new box of Twinnings 'Everyday' tea. Begone!!!

7 comments:

Clairwil said...

Oh God, 'Everyday' tea. The lifesyle that name implies is so depressing. As if you gaze longingly at the Earl Grey sitting on it's golden shelf, then think 'now, now we can't have nice tea everyday. Think where that would end' and plod off to the everyday shelf where the 'Everyday' tea sits with an assortment of Tesco Value products.

I sent you an e-mail earlier inviting you to join an exciting project. It'd be great if you could summon the energy to answer it. Perhaps you could ask a labrodor to read it to you.

Clairwil said...

Christ almighty. I have just looked at the blog of the other dirty young man. He is an uncouth, disgusting animal. I want him hanged.

ill man said...

It is just overpriced Tetley. Thought i'd give it a try. I'll stick to the camomile thankyou.

As for the other chap, yes he is rather repellent. I don't believe him actually. Sounds like a fantasist. If he is real, content yourself with the thought that his alcohol consumption will kill him pretty soon.

Clairwil said...

Let's hope so. I expect he is about fourteen (mentally if nothing else) and gets a kick out of regaling his friends with tales of his 'butt' and it's oh so funny mishaps. I bet he gets extra excited if one of them says 'that is gross man' and pretends to throw up. My brother went through a similar stage.

Steve55 said...

Camomile tea? I hope you're not planning on driving soon - it's potent stuff.

alan said...

Why don't you just change the name of your blog to avoid confusion with Mr Hairybutt of Texass? You could be a 'Myopic Young Man' or maybe even a 'Clean Young Man', or possibly you could call yourself 'Everyday Tea'. The world is your oyster.

Just a thought.

ill man said...

It had crossed my mind Alan, but nah.......I doubt its a problem right now.

Oh, and Everyday tea is rubbish.