Wednesday, June 21, 2006

My Tracker Has A Sex Life I Can Only Dream Of

Slowly but surely my blog has begun to attract the web sex hunters again. Since I ditched the 'Dirty Young Man' name, i've been fairly untroubled by such callers. Not any more. Most of these search engine requests end up in disappointment for the particular person that entered them, but one has to admire their persistance. If they're willing to rumage through my site on the off chance of finding what they want then fair play to them. The most common search engine entry relating to my blog of late has been 'Man Fucking Man'. To be honest, this is probably the homosexual equivelent of entering 'Hardcore Fucking' or 'Blondes With Big Tits' and as such doesn't really merit anything more than a raised eyebrow. Next up we have 'How To Talk Dirty To A Man Giving Head'. You mean they give lessons? Surely the gutter talk would flow quite naturally? If you have to rehearse and remember what to say in such a situation, I think it's probable that you ought to be doing something a little less spontaneous and exciting anyway. Maybe it's better to just say nothing and go with the flow............ Then there's the obligatory bestiality requests. In my case it's 'Man Fucking Animals'. Further down my list is a similar request, this time specifically looking for photos. I couldn't help my curiosity and hit the link. To be honest, I was a tad unimpressed. The search engine page turned up a news story about a man who died after a bit of equine lovin'(the mind boggles), but little else. To be honest, I think they would have more joy with the 'image search' option but it's not really my place to suggest such things. If anyone else has any utterly bizarre search engine requests in their tracker, please feel free to mention them. I could do with a laugh. Cheers!

5 comments:

meekon5 said...

It's good to see someone else is as traker obsesive as i am.

Falloff Boy said...

"man fuck wife" and "man fuck animal"
Both search terms that led what appeared to be the same Italian person to my blog on 2 seperate occasions.

Billy said...

"Sex shop" is the best I can offer.

iLL Man said...

"tartan army ma arse mars wrapper" cropped up today. Sounds very unpleasant.

iLL Man said...

bawbag, do you suppose they visit more than one bed per night?

Or maybe his wife is his goat....