Wednesday, December 21, 2005

I'm A What?

Having failed to write a single Christmas card this year(And why the fuck should I?), I have decided instead to dig out some festive looking nonsense from my archive in the lead up to Christmas and New Year. Todays offering is four badly dressed Mancs wandering up a picturesque snow lined avenue somewhere in the last century. That apart, I have Thieved a quiz shamelessly from the vaults of Tampon Teabag. Too good to miss really. What Kind Of Humanist Are You? To give you all a hoot, i'm what's known as a Haymaker..... "You are one of life’s enjoyers, determined to get the most you can out of your brief spell on Earth. Probably what first attracted you to atheism was the prospect of liberation from the Ten Commandments, few of which are compatible with a life of pleasure. You play hard and work quite hard, have a strong sense of loyalty and a relaxed but consistent approach to your philosophy. You can’t see the point of abstract principles and probably wouldn’t lay down your life for a concept though you might for a friend. Something of a champagne humanist, you admire George Bernard Shaw for his cheerful agnosticism and pursuit of sensual rewards and your Hollywood hero is Marlon Brando, who was beautiful, irascible and aimed for goodness in his own tortured way. Sometimes you might be tempted to allow your own pleasures to take precedence over your ethics. But everyone is striving for that elusive balance between the good and the happy life. You’d probably open another bottle and say there’s no contest." Total bollocks and unnervingly accurate in equal measures. fino a domani


Sri Willis-Willis said...

Hello ye iLL Mahhhn,

It is I, Willis, except now I have found the true muthafuckin' light of the Universe by studying the ancient scriptures of Sri Poopy-Poopy, and now I have achieved the new name status of Sri Willis-Willis. I thought I would tell you about it too, because you aren't a butthole (or at least not much of one anyway, haha). To learn more about the true wisdom of the muthafuckin' Universe, open yo mind, seek truth and ye shall find, here is the mystical website of the Cult of Sri Poopy-Poopy:

Aummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!!!
Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!!!

Larry Teabag said...


Well Happy Christmas to you anyway, and I hope you recover soon from your illness.

ill man said...

And you Larry. yr blog is an excellent read.