Sunday, November 19, 2006

Feet Up, Brain On Ice

My tracker tells me that someone has been hunting down "The Dentist Pt3". Who is it? C'mon then, own up.............I thought I had let that one slip away in the mists of time. Anyway, it may or may not interest you to know that I shall be reworking some of my earlier fiction bits and adding an ending to The Dentist. I'll put them up on my other blog. Well, it's not doing much else at the moment. What a pig of a day. I'm off next week and i'm hoping and praying for a few nice days so I can get out and take some photos etc. All it's done for the past week is chuck it down though. I actually regretted not taking my camera with me today when I went shopping. A number of times I was standing thinking "That would make a brilliant shot". The Kibble Palace in the botanic gardens looked pretty amazing all lit up, the rain pounding off the road under car headlights, the lines of traffic on high beam on Great Western Road......Ok, they might have come out all wrong, but I always live in hope. The folks are away to Barcelona right now. The flood of phone calls I feared asking after my mother haven't materialised. Apart from Auntie Dot getting me out of bed at an ungodly hour(half twelve) to speak to my mum. I ended up making the most nervous small talk with a woman I rarely ever see. It's been so long she still thinks I work as a chef. I told her I worked in a solicitors office at which point she asked me what the prospects were. Hilarious. The prospects are quite good I suppose, if I wanted a long term career at a blackhearted cowboy law firm........... Anyway, I shall leave you to read the meanderings of this idiot. Apparently we cannot be trusted to use the technology at our dispoal in a responsible manner and need leading by the nose, obviously by our all knowing elders and betters to the promised land of never saying nasty things about the Labour Party ever again.

7 comments:

matt lobster said...

Say nice things about the Labour party. Then he might let you off.

ill man said...

I'd rather say nice things about Pol Pot.

alan said...

first rule of photography - take your camera everywhere. yes even there....

ill man said...

Indeed Alan. Rest easy, you won't be seeing shots of 'There' any time soon. Or ever..........

Anonymous said...

I roared laughing when I saw that article. Heads in the feckin sand, eh?

Clairwil said...

'a blackhearted cowboy law firm'

Well that they may be but they were no match for my legal skills. Wankers!

ill man said...

Do tell......I assume it's no longer red alert.

I'll email ya.